Labour - 'we dont have enough helicopters after all'

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6722737.ece

'A Government minister has admitted that British troops fighting in Afghanistan do not have enough helicopters.
Lord Malloch-Brown, the Foreign and Commonwealth Office minister responsible for Afghanistan, is the first senior minister to admit that there is a shortage after public criticism from leading figures in the Army.'

so that would mean cyclops and mandlebum were lying... I'm shocked. :(

polly's in a strop

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jul/18/labour-credibility-government-election

because those other nasty reporters wont tell the truth about how marvellously labour are doing and they keep saying nasty things about them...

' most correspondents treated to lengthy briefings from Home Office statisticians returned to their newsrooms to write what their politically motivated editors demanded, even if their readers might be more intrigued by the good news on murder than by exaggerated shreds of bad news in a 1% rise in burglary.'

polly, no one trusts these figures anymore because your cohorts within the Party have spun and 'massaged' them for so bloody long. we look at the joke thats been made of the english justice system, where god help you if you dont put your rubbish out properly but you'll get bail if you kicked some poor unfortunate to within an inch of his life. (and then go on to kick another poor c**t beyond that while on bail for the previous.)

so polly, do us all a favour and take your bleatings and whinings away - and in the words of an ex boss of mine, 'f**k off - and when you come back, f**k off again.'

fuck off you fucking hypocritical cunts

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jul/09/phone-hacking-inquiries

we didnt see this level of activity when it was YOU in the wrong over your expenses. and trying to drag coulson back over the coals for something he's already resigned over? shame New Labour cant show the same level of integrity.

you contemptible shower of wankers.

shame it was only a black eye

and not a fucking good shoeing with a baseball bat.

the slimy twat.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Tony-Blair-Black-Eye-Former-PM-Keeps-Mum-About-What-Caused-His-Mystery-Shiner/Article/200907115328836?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_4&lid=ARTICLE_15328836_Tony_Blair_Black_Eye%3A_Former_PM_Keeps_Mum_About_What_Caused_His_Mystery_Shiner

pot meets kettle

http://constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2009/07/liars-and-hypocrites.html

constantly furious deconstructs mandy of boys' latest missive here - unsurprisingly, he comes to the conclusion that he's an odious, lying little shit.

cant think why.