Tuesday, August 25, 2009

compare the meerkat? not any more...

tory bear has already posted re this, but I think it needs repeating - WTF???


'It struck me how racist it was to parody what is now a significant part of the British population in this way.'

if an advert on tv is your biggest worry right now, I'd love to be living your life.

on the other hand, who wants to be a fucking tofu eating handwringing professional grievance monger? cunt.

Friday, August 07, 2009

anyone home???


'No one minister is standing in for Gordon Brown this weekend while the PM is on holiday, Downing Street has said.'

not like anyone would notice the difference...

' Downing Street initially said Lord Mandelson was the minister in charge of day-to-day affairs.
But later a spokesman said it was not correct to say Lord Mandelson had taken over the day-to-day running of government. '

I cant think why...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Labour - 'we dont have enough helicopters after all'


'A Government minister has admitted that British troops fighting in Afghanistan do not have enough helicopters.
Lord Malloch-Brown, the Foreign and Commonwealth Office minister responsible for Afghanistan, is the first senior minister to admit that there is a shortage after public criticism from leading figures in the Army.'

so that would mean cyclops and mandlebum were lying... I'm shocked. :(

Saturday, July 18, 2009

polly's in a strop


because those other nasty reporters wont tell the truth about how marvellously labour are doing and they keep saying nasty things about them...

' most correspondents treated to lengthy briefings from Home Office statisticians returned to their newsrooms to write what their politically motivated editors demanded, even if their readers might be more intrigued by the good news on murder than by exaggerated shreds of bad news in a 1% rise in burglary.'

polly, no one trusts these figures anymore because your cohorts within the Party have spun and 'massaged' them for so bloody long. we look at the joke thats been made of the english justice system, where god help you if you dont put your rubbish out properly but you'll get bail if you kicked some poor unfortunate to within an inch of his life. (and then go on to kick another poor c**t beyond that while on bail for the previous.)

so polly, do us all a favour and take your bleatings and whinings away - and in the words of an ex boss of mine, 'f**k off - and when you come back, f**k off again.'

Thursday, July 09, 2009

fuck off you fucking hypocritical cunts


we didnt see this level of activity when it was YOU in the wrong over your expenses. and trying to drag coulson back over the coals for something he's already resigned over? shame New Labour cant show the same level of integrity.

you contemptible shower of wankers.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

pot meets kettle


constantly furious deconstructs mandy of boys' latest missive here - unsurprisingly, he comes to the conclusion that he's an odious, lying little shit.

cant think why.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

thanks for that


'Michael Jackson fans who paid in advance for the singer's UK concerts have been offered their money back or a souvenir ticket as an alternative.
Promoter AEG Live said the tickets feature graphics "inspired and designed" by the music legend, who died at the age of 50 on Thursday.
An estimated 800,000 people paid £50-£75 to watch the star perform 50 concerts at London's 02 arena.
The company will not be printing any further tickets as collectables.
'Magical Jackson'
It adds that the originals will become collectors' items, and feature special images which give them a 3D moving effect. '

'AEG president Randy Phillips said of Jackson: "The world lost a kind soul who just happened to be the greatest entertainer the world has ever known.
"Since he loved his fans in life, it is incumbent upon us to treat them with the same reverence and respect after his death." '


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

at last - someone voices some sense regarding the burqa


'Shockingly, the Dickensian bone disease rickets has reemerged in the British Muslim community because women are not getting enough vital vitamin D from sunlight because they are being consigned to life under a shroud.

Thanks to fundamentalist Muslims and 'hate' preachers working in Britain, the veiling of women is suddenly all-pervasive and promoted as a basic religious right. We are led to believe that we must live with this in the name of 'tolerance'. '

I have never heard an argument for this kind of thing that rang true to me - it just strikes me as oppression.
but we have to respect other peoples cultures now, dont we??

cyclops forced to testify in Iraq enquiry


'Gordon Brown will be forced to give evidence in public to the Iraq War inquiry, it emerged yesterday.

The Prime Minister will have to answer charges from military commanders that he caused the deaths of British servicemen when he was Chancellor by refusing forces requests for more resources and equipment.

Sir John Chilcot, the former mandarin heading the inquiry, let it be known yesterday that the Prime Minister, his predecessor Tony Blair and former Downing Street spindoctor Alastair Campbell will all undergo public interrogation.'

I hope him and that grinning, gladhanding sack of shit blair are made to fucking squirm as well.

Monday, June 22, 2009

for fucks fucking sake


we havent got a pot to piss in and this unelected one eyed lying HOON brown decides to piss some more of OUR money that we cant afford up the wall so that CUNT mugabe can stick it in his swiss bank account.


Sunday, June 21, 2009


so, it's sunday and grand prix day - I turn on the tv to end up catching the last few minutes of the 'politics show' prior to the start of the gp coverage - to see what can only be described as a haranguing of the (democratically elected by the residents) Doncaster mayor - with the not so subtle intent, it seems, of showing him up to be racist and/or homophobic. and then, the blatant 'jobs are going to be cut - it wouldnt happen under labour' of the presenter - followed up with a strong subtext of 'the people of doncaster were just confused - this shouldnt be happening - we know multiculturalism is a good thing, why are these people voting against it?'

people have blogged before (especially Landed Underclass) regarding how biased the bbc is - I had to say prior to today I personally hadnt seen much evidence to support it.

That has now changed to say the least.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

poor the one eyed cunt - cyclops pours his heart out in the grauniad


'the prime minister said he had found it hard to focus on strategic planning'

I'm not surprised, the one eyed mentalist cnut.

how much do you want to bet that slimy little turd mandlebum of boys is whispering in his ear, telling him he'd feel much better if he went away and had a nice little rest?

and I notice they havent allowed any comments on the story either, unlike the last time he aired his views in the grauniad. did you not like what you heard, gordon?

and as for 'said that the internet means that "foreign policy can never be the same again". Because of the way information is now distributed, "you cannot have Rwanda again ... foreign policy can no longer be the province of just a few elites." He descibed this as "more tumultuous than any previous economic or social revolution" and said that "this week's events in Iran are a reminder of the way that people are using new technology to come together in new ways to make their views known." '

do you think? because it's not stopping you from ignoring what the people of this country want. I've just checked - of the two petitions on the no.10 website, one asking you to resign and the other asking you to stay, one has over 68,000 signatures, the other has 102.

would you care to guess which one is which?